The undeniable sexy adventures of Barbie Lara 1: MAH MOTHURRRR
Lara: All these years I (verb) (subject). And it was (subject)! (subject) (verb with -ed) her!
Amanda: (verb with -ed) her?? She's (adjective)! She (verb) where (subject) was supposed to (verb), where (subject) could have (verb)!
Lara: Make sense RIGHT THIS (time) or I SWEAR I'll (verb) you where (subject) stand!
Amanda: I told you to (verb) the (subject), I told you-
Lara: WHERE! IS! MY! (subject)!!
Amanda: (location)!! It's not a (lyric form), don't you get it!? You'll (verb). I'm (verb) my (subject).
*punch!*
Lara: From (time), your every (subject) is a (subject) from (subject)
-Entries-
raidergale:
Lara: All these years I skiied snow. And it was mountain! Mountain cried her!
Amanda: Cried her?? She's old! She 's plushing where cat was supposed to sail, where child could have been playing!
Lara: Make sense RIGHT THIS midnight or I SWEAR I'll stop you where door stands!
Amanda: I told you to brush the cat, I told you-
Lara: WHERE! IS! MY! BOOT!!
Amanda: Europe!! It's not a sonnet, don't you get it!? You'll walk. I'm running my dog.
*punch!*
Lara: From afternoon, your every dog is a horse from van.
Lazy2Raid:
Lara: All these years I was sitting baboon. And it was banana! Banana watched her!
Amanda: Watched her?? She's delightful! She's dreaming where dinosaur was supposed to eat, wher car could have been crying!
Lara: Make sense RIGHT THIS noon or I SWEAR I'll love you where lotion stands!
Amanda: I told you to molest the tentacles, I told you-
Lara: WHERE! IS! MY! PHONE!!
Amanda: Mall!! It's not a haiku, don't you get it!? You'll be rushing. I'm telling my queen of England.
*punch!*
Lara: From midnight, your every queen of England is a flower from a duck.
tehPWA:
Lara: All these years I was killing a bitch. And it was handle! Handle castrated her!
Amanda: Castrated her?? She's marvelous! She died where machine gun was supposed to shoot, where bullet could have punched!
Lara: Make sense RIGHT THIS 30 minutes after 5 or I SWEAR I'll shatter you where glass stands!
Amanda: I told you to break the bone, I told you-
Lara: WHERE! IS! MY! SKULL!!
Amanda: Above!! It's not a (lyric form), don't you get it!? You'll fire. I'm dropping my grenade.
*punch!*
Lara: From 3 PM, your every grenade is a launcher from katana.
So yeah, not really good. XD
This was my first try at making a mad lib, so you might say that it isn't good, well, I'll improve.